if (document.all) {
function click() {
if (event.button==2) {
alert('Hello!!  Have you right-clicked your mouse, to try to copy a picture?  To make a copy screen grab here and there is OK by me.  Perhaps to stick on your fridge door or somesuch.  But otherwise, I hope that you might contact me and consider buying my work for publication or, perhaps a print for private use.  A full range of the events I have covered may be seen in the My Diary section. [tash@gn.apc.org]')
}
}
document.onmousedown=click
}
else {
if (document.layers) {
window.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);
function NSclick (evt) {
if (evt.which==3) {
alert("Hello!!  Have you right-clicked your mouse, to try to copy a picture?  To make a copy screen grab here and there is OK by me. Perhaps To stick on your fridge door or somesuch.  But otherwise, I hope that you might contact me and consider buying my work for publication or, perhaps a print for private use.  A full range of the events I have covered may be seen in the My Diary section. [tash@gn.apc.org]");
return false;
}
}
window.onmousedown = NSclick;
}
}